I’m sure I mentioned this, if not, I started processing Help Wanted ads for a midwestern newspaper for some spending money. I want to be able to have some cash to have fun with the kids. I just sit on my arse while the kids are outside playing or at places like Vacation Bible School or whatever and I process these ads. I’ve had several interesting ones pop up. Here’s an example of a cute one today. I just loved this one…
“Desperately seeking crazy peronalities to man crazy office. Everything from receptionist to sales available immediately. NO DORKS PLEASE Call Liz ——-”
OK Cute. LOL
Now it is break time for me… gonna go over to a friend’s house for a few minutes and see what’s up with her!
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reignfall said:
heehee 🙂
that is funny! No Dorks. heh.
Hope you get to have lots of lovely fun with the kids with your extra spending money 🙂 Any plans?
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loadhan said:
You should go in with a resume that just says “NOT A DORK” with your qualifications for not being one. That seems to be the only requirement. 🙂
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Lady Ozma said:
Re: heehee 🙂
Well I am using some of the money on our trip this weekend to TN and GA. Next month for a trip to VA. I have no real idea what I want to do with the kids. Maybe take them to the science museum or other day trips around here. Things like that. Of course I’m going to also use some of this money for their birthdays this fall as well. Maybe I’ll buy them some stuff like a rug for their playroom and stuff like that.
So these are some of my ideas. 🙂
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Lady Ozma said:
You know… I think I got the crazy personality down too
Perhaps I should list all my medications on the resume as well?
I just loved that one. Best one of the day.
last week I swear I got one up for some escort service. I think it was really supposed to be to help take care of mentally challanged people, but boy did they make it sound like it was an escort service! You’d think these people would take greater care with their ads!
OH well, got my attention at least! *SNICKER*
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loadhan said:
Heh, I was looking in the OTHER catagory of monster.com a few weeks ago and the first entry was for “PHONE ACTRESSES / Models” and the onlly requirement was to “have a nice voice and be open minded.” Never once did they say what exactly the job was for, heh.
Of course there was also the job for doing something (I forget what) at a women’s locker room / spa, etc. I enjoyed the fact that they didn’t specify the gender of the candidates. 😉
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Lady Ozma said:
Hmmm… definately not sure what that job was
but… it does sound rather er… suggestive… doesn’t it? Did you ever call for it? *GRINS* I may have to start calling 1 900 #’s so I can chat with you! HAHA
Hm… didn’t specify gender of candidates… too funny. As 100 horny 17 year old guys try to work the female locker room. HAHAHA
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