**LJ Idol Season 4 Week 8 Entry: What the New Year Will Bring**
As 2008 rises from the ashes of 2007, I see many playing the speculation game. For some, they hope that 2008 brings better luck than 2007. Others want to make changes in their lives and see the world follow suit. What do you want?
I come before you now, with my own set of predictions. While I do not have a crystal ball, I do have the power of my Tarot cards, Runes, and my dreams. Through a combination of these three, and some major meditation time, I feel sure that envisionment of the future will soon come to pass.
The year shall begin as most years do. People across the globe have, by this time, prepared their lengthy list of resolutions. Pray more, sleep more, get better grades, impress the bosses, lose weight, eat healthy… the lists go on and on. Four days into the new year, some resolutions already lay discarded by the side of the road.
In my home, we already attend to our studies once more, striving for more education. Order resumes, taking away the messes of last year, vacation, and life in general. Caramon strives to improve his mad origami skills each day with his new page-a-day calendar. My husband clears time for professional needs.
Across the globe, the same sort of story unfolds in each home. But what comes after this? What is next?
My vision year begins more locally, individually. I plan to further myself by continuing in LJ-Idol. Using it to make me not only write, but to share my writing with others. I plan to do the same with my photography, a continuation from last year. In this coming year, I see myself finishing two of my books, and selling one. I see more of my pictures on display, bringing in a little extra cash for some fun spending on my part. By the close of 2008, I will have taken a few more steps along my path of self confidence and self exploration.
However, that is not the end of what I see happening in 2008. I see my mother becoming a strong leader in a community she recently joined. I see one of my closest friends discovering a happiness she thought lost last year. Several TV shows will debut early this year and perform far better than anticipated with the schedule being far more open due to the Writers Strike.
In the LJ-Idol house, I see several friendships reinforced. Some already formed alliances will catapult people into the top 25 while others will quickly crumble away. I see Spydielives winning a costuming award, Claudrainsrm receiving more cookies, sircaliban enjoying a new board game, lacombe earning recognition for a photograph, shay_writes polishes and sends out a copy of The Novel and receives the coveted First Rejection that solidifies true writer status. Each of these achievements shall bring rejoicing and growth. As for the winner of LJ-Idol, I saw that, too. I shall keep it to myself though, for where would the fun of the game be if you knew the outcome?
Gas prices continue to fluctuate, but as usual people only moan about it instead of doing something productive. Our ties to fossil fuel only becomes stronger. The troops remain in Iraq, just as they remain in Germany and Japan. Once more, people only complain instead of paying attention to history or logic. Gay rights continues to be a forefront of hot and heavy topics in the political realm along with the happenings in Iraq. Still more refugees from all over the continent of Africa flee to America and other countries in efforts to escape the persecution and genocide they know as a way of life. Terrorists continue their work, causing more unrest for the world.
My sources gave no clues towards sports. So hang up your hopes on betting on the Superbowl, the World Cup, The World Series. I have no news concerning the Olympics other than my Netflix usage will spike higher than ever, and I am not alone. Writers Strike + Olympics = Netflix stock shoots up overnight. Though I do see a great opening day for the new Nationals park in DC. So long, RFK Stadium!
Things seem bright now, but I do see things not so bright. Politically, in the USA, this year is unlike most others. Not only is it a Presidential race, the field is wide open. An event that does not happen often, this leaves the political world a complete mess. Mudslinging is a thing of the past, the gloves are off, and the two major parties engage in open warfare with one another. Many across the globe tune out in pure disgust. November has an all time record low for voter turn out. Unfortunately that means only 1/8th of the population in the great US of A truly elects the next major world leader.
Shortly before election day, a dark cloud will hang over the nation’s capitol. Dick Cheney shall suffer from a massive heart attack, and this time he does not return to his duties as vice president. He lingers, in a coma, at the hospital on the taxpayer’s dime. The Huckabee-McCain train tries their hardest in the journey to the most famous address in the world, but in the end they run out of steam at 15th St. The White House so close in their sights, they can almost reach out and touch it. Clinton and Obama win thanks to voters in Pennsylvania and New Mexico. Ohio surprised many by voting for the losing party for the first time in 11 elections, making it the third time they’ve voted for a loser in the last 108 years. White the state population seems to be systematically voting out every republican inside their boundaries, they simply could not be swayed to vote for the combination of Clinton-Obama. Polls show that had the democratic party chosen otherwise, a far different story would have emerged from the state where people continued to vote until 3 AM.
With continual attacks all year at various Clinton-Obama offices nationwide, immediate lock-downs are put into place to ensure the safety of the elected officials. Clinton all but goes on self-induced house arrest to await Inauguration Day. It is not enough, and someone manages to still shoot her. Just who and how remains a mystery as 2008 draws to a close. The holidays approach and no one knows just what 2009 will bring. Unfortunately, they will not know before it is too late.
Just two weeks before Christmas, the nation will hear that their President-elect will survive her grievous wounds and that the current Vice President has finally passed after far too long in coma. No one thinks anything of the news coming so close to one another until the December 30th press conference where the world learns the truth. The entire, tragic, events were planned from the start by those we shall never know. Dick Cheney now resides in Hillary Clinton’s body, through the miracles of modern science. For the last month the two personalities of Clinton and Cheney dueled one another for ultimate supremacy before finally realizing they held the same agenda. They formed a truce, teaming up for world domination. With an official name change to Hillary Dick and the serving of divorce papers, we see the would-be First Gentlemen denied his chance to move back into The White House.
Interns through-out DC collectively sigh in relief. Republicans immediately cry out about the unfit nature of a dual-identity president, but fail. Seems that never having thought an issue, there is no law or precedent against such a thing. Obama does the best he can given the strange situation, but after rmonths of being kicked to second-fiddle, not many take him seriously any more, so he settles into his role as whipping boy to Presient-elect Hillary Dick.
And yes, I did see a glimpse of life under President Hillary Dick, and needless to say, the Aztec calendar proves correct. World Domination is the least of their goals and they lead the way to…
Deadline is here. Guess you’ll need to go research the Aztecs for the rest of the answers to 2008 to know if you should fear or rejoice. Ahh, seeing you squirm has been most enjoyable!
–Lady O
*I hope you have enjoyed my tale of the coming year. I do not like to make predictions, but figured if I was asked to… I should at least make it interesting. Interesting seemed to take a sinister turn, but hey… it’s election year! I might as well have some fun before the politicians take all enjoyment out of it! *GRINS* If you like my entry, I hope you’ll vote for me on LJ-Idol when the poll is posted! (And stay tuned for my true and personal look toward 2008 as well as look back on 2007.)*
Originally posted on ladyozma.vox.com
spydielives said:
*snicker*
Worth the wait.
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Lady Ozma said:
HEHE Glad you enjoyed it!
I feel bad. I had this idea since the moment I read the entry topic. I just did NOT have the time to write it. I’ve barely been on the computer… as is evident by my lack of green room fun fun. HEHE
See, I even gave you an award. 🙂 But I didn’ thave time to do the proper edits for LJ User tags. Oh well. Maybe I’ll do it post voting.
I mostly just wanted to have fun. 🙂
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puppetmaker40 said:
Bwahhahaaa. I like this. *grin*
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johnmill79 said:
Hey, did you read the Podcast novel 7th Son? It sounds like it, from what you’ve written here. lol If you haven’t, you should. You might like it. There’s a link to it on my homepage.
I loved the entry, by the way. Sounds like I need to move out of the U.S? It’s gonna be nutty!
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Lady Ozma said:
What can I say
The hutch invaded my mind. I blame that dang black box. Yeah, can you tell what I’ve been listening to all of December? Hmmm.
I blame this entry on the hutch. Kudos to you for placing it!! *GRINS* I already pimped him on my twitter 😉
And alas, I hate to be the one to tell you but President Hillary Cheney is bent on World Domination. No where is safe. It all leads to the climax of Armageddon in 2012. Dawning of the Age of Aquarius my big white butt. Try Mars, I hear it’s pretty nice and property is opening up next to the Walmart on Olympus Mons. ROFL
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Lady Ozma said:
Glad you liked it!
I aim to please!!
Now, put out Vote for Hillary Cheney signs in your front lawn!
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johnmill79 said:
Re: What can I say
Cool, I figured you must have read it. I enjoyed it, quite different from most other stories I’ve taken in.
And Mars? If I think it’s cold down here, I ain’t seen nothing yet! lol I bet everybody would have to wear special heat suits or something. Hmmm, will have to think long and hard on that one…
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Lady Ozma said:
Re: What can I say
Mars can be quite temperate around the equator. It can get up to 80. And with the lack of that silly thick ozone on earth, just think of your tan…
Yes, Mars it is. Or, you could just decide to go with destiny and put out Vote for Hillary Cheney signs in your yard. People might think you’ve lost it, but they’ll see!!! 🙂
As for 7th Son… it’s awesome. I truly like it. That killroy guy creeps me out. LOL
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djner said:
Loved this one. Thanks for being so creative with your predictions. Who knows, they may come true.
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baxaphobia said:
Giggle. A good diversion while I’m att work! hahaha. Helped to push my boring Friday afternoon along!
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Lady Ozma said:
They may just
Kinda hoping that last one won’t though… it’s a bit creepy. But hey… vote for Hillary Cheney! 🙂
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Lady Ozma said:
Glad to help you out!!! 🙂
Boring work day… YUCK! But hey… I’m here all week should you need a private rune/tarot reading. Obviously I am completely in touch with the other side! How else could I learn just so many secrets?
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n_decisive said:
Beautiful. Global, local, and personalized. It doesn’t get much better.
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Lady Ozma said:
Thank you!! 🙂
I tried to make sure I got a little bit of everything! HEHEHE
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baxaphobia said:
Re: Glad to help you out!!! 🙂
Scary thought, Hillary and Chaney one? Yikes! EEEK! That is the stuff of nightmares!
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Lady Ozma said:
Re: Glad to help you out!!! 🙂
Most definitely. One of those two is enough to send me screaming for my mother like a frightened two year old. The unholy mix of the two of them? That’s just wrong.
But oh so much fun to torment people with… mwahahahaha
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baxaphobia said:
Re: Glad to help you out!!! 🙂
I’m more scared of Chaney than hillary. Chaney has bad aim!
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Lady Ozma said:
Re: Glad to help you out!!! 🙂
Cheney’s aim is just fine. He meant to hit his buddy. That’s what his buddy gets for insulting haliburtan and casting aspirsions that Cheney is anything other than the uber coolness that Cheney thinks he is.
Cheney is just hampered by his failing body. However, if he had Hillary’s awesome body, things would be great! Especially since once Hillary enacts her crappy health care plans his failing body wouldn’t be tended to in the manner he has become used to. (Seriously, does he really need to go to the hospital every week? Come on, how bad can our healthcare be if he can go to the hospital every week. *SNERK* Then again, I think he’s having a torrid affair with one of the nurses, but that’s just me.)
ROFL
I am curious though… given Hillary wanting to put the crack down on the guns and Cheney with his obvious need for showing off his manhood… just what will President Hillary Cheney do? Hmmmm.
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baxaphobia said:
Re: Glad to help you out!!! 🙂
Who knows? Maybe they will confer with Huckabee/romney and create a whole new religion?
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Lady Ozma said:
Re: Glad to help you out!!! 🙂
Oh gosh, now that would be awful. But Huckabee is psycho and his beliefs are so far off of Romney’s that those two woudl probably end up mentally killing each other leaving the Huckabee-Romney duo in one body brain dead.
Which would be sad.
Right?
Sorry, I recently watched some interview with Huckabee and about got sick. I’m at the point already where I’m all blah on the candidates. Where am I going to be in November? ROFL
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baxaphobia said:
Re: Glad to help you out!!! 🙂
I have no idea either. Huckabee scares the bejeezus out of me and living in Massachusetts and seeing what Romney had done to our state, I just shake my head and wonder.
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Lady Ozma said:
Re: Glad to help you out!!! 🙂
Huckabee scares me, too. First off he wants to make ALL abortion illegal. Um, my uterus, my rules. When you grow your own dang uterus you can decide what you can do with it. But then he said the woman is the VICTIM and so the doctor is at fault… wth? OK, so I get knocked up and think “Hey I dont want this baby” or let’s say worse, I get raped or the truth of the matter… i have REAL bad pregnancies (No seriously, I almost died last time) whatever the reason… you are going to tell me I can’t have an abortion. But even if I choose to and ask a doctor to do it… I’m the victim and the doctor is to blame? What about the poor doctor that is being asked to do this regardless of his moral standing? This logic is beyond fuzzy. This logic is the sign of someone mentally deficent. I don’t care what other issues he stands for. I’m not wasting my time on him. He’s got no chance with me because he’s not only an idiot, he’s a scary idiot.
As for Romney. I have reasons for not wanting him in office. Lots of reasons. But, whatever Romney did to your state, it can’t be near as bad as Governer Taft in Ohio. That guy was a jerkoff and I’m still convinced he just pocketed the tax money. Thank goodness after all his crap came out… he decided to give up his plans (at least it looks like it) to run for president. Whew! In a dead heat between Huckabee and Taft I would have voted for just about anyone, even if they had cloven feet! HAHAHA
But real politics aside. Let’s speculate on the agenda of President Hillary Cheney. I think that would be far more interesting! *GRINS* And can imagine the psychoticness in the oval office? And I’m sorry, I can just see Cheney taking control to “adjust the ladies” just so he can cop a feel. LOL A man that old… you know he has a dirty mind! HAHA
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baxaphobia said:
Re: Glad to help you out!!! 🙂
Oh I don’t know if I can even speculate on Hillary/Chaney. It’s a Friday night and I need to get some sleep without nightmarish thoughts invading my subconscious!
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Lady Ozma said:
Re: Glad to help you out!!! 🙂
Then stay far away from thoughts on President Hillary Cheney. I mean… *GAK* And could you imagine if the body of Hillary started to morph and look like a hybrid of Hillary and Cheney???? I mean both alone are bad enough but EWWWWW!!!
OK, so I’m not helping here, am I. OK… think cute pink fuzzy bunnies. Bunnies!
Or are you like Anyanka and bunnies terrify you. (Bunnies aren’t just cute like everyone supposes. They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses…)
Hmmm… so bunnies might not be good for you. Um… uh…
Well… at any rate. Good luck!
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mme_furiosa said:
Wow. Funny, scary, and everything in between. Awesome!
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Lady Ozma said:
Why thank you!!
Why go for just one theme? *GRINS* I had fun! 🙂
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baxaphobia said:
Re: Glad to help you out!!! 🙂
Bunnies are cute. Don’t mind the hoppy legs and twitchy noses. Remember? It’s bees! buzzing around your head, ready to strike, weapon drawn for the attack. Now there is fear. But I managed to sleep through the night without visions of President Hillary Chaney plotting the take over of the world. So this is a good thing!
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Lady Ozma said:
Re: Glad to help you out!!! 🙂
Excellent that you were able to sleep without visions of the most heinous president in the history of the world haunting in the deepest darkest recesses of your mind!
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java_fiend said:
Your glimpse into the future scares me. It made me run and grab my woobie and hide in a corner for a while before beginning plans to create a starship that will carry me to another world. 🙂
As scary as it was, I liked your tale and you will most assuredly have my vote.
And are you sure you have no insights into the sports world? It could make me a really, really rich man. 🙂
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Lady Ozma said:
I’m very glad you had your woobie on hand
As for that starship, please let me know when the arc is complete. I’d like to book passage for myself and my family!
Thanks for the vote!!
And sorry, no sports insight. 😦 Maybe next time the runes and cards will be more forthcoming.
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java_fiend said:
Re: I’m very glad you had your woobie on hand
I will definitely make room for you and yours. May we boldly go where nobody has gone before. 🙂
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Lady Ozma said:
Re: I'm very glad you had your woobie on hand
As long as that place we are boldly going to is free of President Hillary CHeney, all will be well! 🙂
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java_fiend said:
Re: I'm very glad you had your woobie on hand
I think we shall live in a land governed by President Edwards. We’re going to have to take him with us if this primary trend continues. *sigh*
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Lady Ozma said:
Re: I'm very glad you had your woobie on hand
I would not be opposed to taking Edwards with us. Obviously this nation is too stupid to realize what he has to offer. After the treatment he got last go round, I’m surprised he even bothered this time. The party did poorly by him. Oh well. You do what you have to do. He should jump ship and come aboard ours. We’ll take him! 🙂
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java_fiend said:
Re: I'm very glad you had your woobie on hand
We will totally take the guy. And you’re right in that too many people are ignorant to what he has to offer this country. In part, that’s the fault of the corporate media who hates him. He’s the only one willing to stand up to the corporations and they fear him. *sigh* I want a real candidate, not the candidate the media tells us we will have.
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Lady Ozma said:
Re: I'm very glad you had your woobie on hand
He really did get the pretty boy treatment last go round. What the heck? It’s like the party told him “Just sit here and look nice.” I mean good grief. Crotchety VP was nothing but heinous in the debates and all Edwards did was sit there blinking and looking pretty. I was like “Dude, I know he’s the Veep and older than dirt and blustery, but take no prisoners!!!” I mean good grief, just cause you are the oldest man on earth and something crawled up your arse somewhere around the revolutionary war doesn’t mean you should get away to acting like an arse. Just a personal opinion, you know? Edwards could have and should have put the Veep in his place. Humph.
So yeah, let’s take Edwards with us. He’s awesome. Lot better than 98% of the politicians out there at any rate!!!
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java_fiend said:
Re: I'm very glad you had your woobie on hand
lol… your personal opinion is one I agree with wholeheartedly. I’m glad that Edwards is showing so much fire and spunk this time around.
I’m watching the debate right now and I think he’s looking good. 🙂
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Lady Ozma said:
Re: I'm very glad you had your woobie on hand
Is there a debate tonight? I’ll have to catch it later on youtube. I only just got home. 😦 I’ve missed too much. Feel free to sum up later for me if you like. I am glad he’s even trying again let alone anything else. After the treatment of last time, that is pretty awesome…
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java_fiend said:
Re: I'm very glad you had your woobie on hand
Yup. It’s been a very good (and very civil) debate thus far. It’s still early though. lol….
Edwards is a fighter. Gotta respect that.
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Lady Ozma said:
Re: I'm very glad you had your woobie on hand
I like civil. Cause I thought last one I saw with the Veep Edwards was civil and the Veep was an @$$. I kept thinking to myself, “Isn’t Edwards in hte @$$ party? Cheney missed out there…” HAHAHA (Sorry but really, a donkey? Come on.)
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