Mwahahahahahahaha your butt is mine and you will suffer.

Heard on the radio today is the day… telemarketers can no longer be anon, they must show up on caller id. If you call with no number, prepare to be chewed out because not only have I been on the national do not call list since WELL before it went into affect, but now I got you on ANOTHER thing.

You will suffer the wrath of the stressed out mover.

GRRR

2:40 first one comes in. Oh yes, I’d LOVE to speak to your customer service rep oh computer lady for the travel company.

Hello, do you know your name and number did not show up on my caller id? You realize it should now? I live in a major metropolitan area so there is no reason why it should not. Mwahahahahahahahahaha. Rant. rave. Rant. Rave. RANT RAVE RANT RAVE.

Bwahahahahahaha, terrorized you so much that you hung up on me? YES! Mission accomplished.

How long until the next one do you suppose? Hmmmm…

I’m sorry but I’m sick of their voice mail messages I cannot fast forward through. From now on it is open season. Spread the word. I’m hunting and you are the prey, telemarketers.

Gosh it is good I don’t own a gun, eh? And THIS is why there should be a wait period… hahaha

Beware the wrath of a woman packing a 1700 sq foot house by herself. Your massacre won’t be pretty.