I’m normally a good, law abiding citizen. I live in the greater DC area surrounded by cops and you-name-it-it-is-here alphabet organization peeps. This doesn’t make me want to go out getting into any confrontations with the law, if you know what I mean. I’ll probably know the people coming to get me…
However, now I’m stuck. Looks like I gotta buck the system, fight back, take down the law.
I’m taking volunteers. Anyone want to join my merry band of rebels? I’m working on building my own Ozma’s Thirteen group. Just drop me a comment, and what your specialty is. If you’ve got a place on your hit list… let me know. I figure, we’ve got it all. This is DC. What don’t we have? Need to erase your name from the IRS? How about the Hope Diamond? Getting into the Senate/Congress for something? Aliens from the Pentagon basement?
Let’s take this town by storm!
Current Victims…er Volunteers!
Comment here!!! Join us!!! You know you want to…
Let’s rewrite that song…
We fought the law
And WE won!
–Lady O
Lady Ozma's Journey 
djner said:
Are you planning to put together an amazing Idol entry with yourself and us as main characters? Perhaps we should work on a collaborative writing project. Of course, that’s against the spirit of Idol, but if you write an Idol entry, we could all work on a sequel. Could turn into a LJ classic!
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Lady Ozma said:
I don’t know what i’m planning
Unfortunately with less than a week, it might be hard to put together a good cast and write something up… so I figure if I can’t use this for Idol, maybe I’ll do it and post it to the green room next week.
I know there’s no collaborations in Idol, which is a shame because last week would have been perfect. I love the idea of setting off a whole series… That could be so fun. I post one and then you post one and then…. HEHEHEHE
Definitely a classic for LJ! 🙂
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djner said:
Re: I don’t know what i’m planning
Ah all the ideas I’ve got spinning throughout my tortured brain.
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Lady Ozma said:
Re: I don't know what i'm planning
hehe… right now I’m grasping at straws for this idol entry. My golly… I have made it this far with no byes. I really don’t want to take one. Sooooo here I am… struggling!
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clauderainsrm said:
Re: I don’t know what i’m planning
no collaborations in Idol… yet.*g*
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Lady Ozma said:
Re: I don't know what i'm planning
That’s fine. But could make for some side fun for us to start our own series of LJ heists… HEHEHE 🙂
Ozma’s 13 is gonna be a huge hit. I know it! *GRINS* We’re going to take this place by storm!
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java_fiend said:
Do volunteers have to reside in close geographical proximity? 🙂
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Lady Ozma said:
Absolutely not!
As luck would have it I stole Donald Trump’s identity. We can easily fly you in for the heist!
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java_fiend said:
Re: Absolutely not!
Wooooooooo Hooooooooo!!! Since you’ve stolen his identity, can you give me a few million of The Donald’s money? 🙂
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Lady Ozma said:
Re: Absolutely not!
Check your bank account. I dropped a few million into the top half of idol. Doesn’t that just rock?
The Donald will never even notice… HAHA
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java_fiend said:
Re: Absolutely not!
I checked and there seems to be something missing. A couple million somethings, actually. 🙂
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Lady Ozma said:
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Dangit, maybe The Donald did know it!!! 🙂 He must have swiped that money back from you. 😦 You should have logged in and withdrawn it as soon as you could!
Oh well. Maybe next time!
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java_fiend said:
Re: Absolutely not!
Dang. I guess I have to be a little quicker on the draw next time.
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Lady Ozma said:
Re: Absolutely not!
You most certainly will! HEHE And remember, if you can’t transfer it right away take it out in cash. Whatever it takes!!!
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java_fiend said:
Re: Absolutely not!
Seriously!!!! lol…
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Lady Ozma said:
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What a shame. I could have used 2 million dollars, too. Some of us have hefty bills to pay, Donald! Why did you take back our money?????
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java_fiend said:
Re: Absolutely not!
Seriously! What a bastard! 🙂
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Lady Ozma said:
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I know! I say we send him nasty letters!
While at it, beg him to take back Kiss. The Apprentice sucks without him!
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java_fiend said:
Re: Absolutely not!
Nasty letter? I say we send him bags and bags of cat-poo until he gives in to our demands. 🙂
I can’t say that I’ve ever seen the Apprentice, but I’ll take your word for it!!! 🙂
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Lady Ozma said:
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bags of cat-poo it is!! HEHEHEHE “Why doe sthis bag smell?” I can see it now!!!
I actually do watch the apprentice. *hangs head in shame* This season is great because of all the charity work. It’s all supposed celebrities. Emphasis on supposed. As usual the A string, B string, and C string are off doing actual work. So it’s a bunch of “Who are these people?” HAHAHA
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java_fiend said:
Re: Absolutely not!
“Why doe sthis bag smell?”
They’d probably call it a terror attack. Can you see the coverage on Faux News? lol…
Oh nice… a bunch of the washed-up, has-beens huh? lol…
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Lady Ozma said:
Re: Absolutely not!
Faux News! I’m so going to use that from now on! That’s the awesome! U rox!!!!!!
I already call CNN The Clinton News Network. I just say FOX sucks. But now it’s The Faux News, baby!
I stick to MSNBC. I avoid CBS like the PLAGUE IT IS. I do watch CNN a lot, too. But I like MSNBC. And I just saw that I lost it when I downgraded my satelite package. I cannot live through the real election season (not just the primary crazy) without MSNBC. This bums me out. I really like the lower cost of my bill. *SIGH*
But between this, Discovery Kids, and BBCA… well a girl needs some things, doesn’t she? Why can’t I have these channels and ditch that stupid MTV and sports and stuff?
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java_fiend said:
Re: Absolutely not!
MSNBC is a good one. I love Keith Olbermann.
I agree, we should be able to pick and choose what channels we want and watch the most. We shouldn’t be locked into a package where we don’t use half the channels. It’s lame!!!
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Lady Ozma said:
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Totally lame!!
I miss MSNBC. I’d love to hear the talking heads right now on this Florida thing. I can’t believe the democratic party is denying any delegates from Floirda. That’s so wrong. Why even bother voting in the state if you are a democrat? Might as well have party jumped to Republicans for that.
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