and no I’m not going today.

I’m not crazy.

I just wanted to get that out of the way. I know everyone is going to be posting their ‘OMG I went and it was sooo l33t” entries. Well I did not go. I’d have fallen asleep. I went to the second movie in the middle of the afternoon and STILL almost fell asleep. That fight scene was WAY TOO LONG, I’m sorry. After 100 years you know… it just gets BORING. “Oh look another arm just went flying off” “Oh another guy lost a head” “Oh another orc heart on a stick” blah blah blah.

Three and a half hours and not starting till midnight? No way. Very few movies I would do that for.

But all that aside… no way do I want to battle the geeks and freaks at the theatre. Now I’m not talking about the dressed up guys. They are cool. You know who I am talking about. The real freaks and geeks. The ones that change “GANDALF GANDALF GANDALF” every time Gandalf shows up. Or doing their “It’s Frodo” dance. Yo, Frodo is cool and all but he does not merit his own dance during a movie. I am short, I can’t see through your arse.

And jumping on your chair and shouting “BRAVO” is not cool. it is Ohio. No ONE that will matter will see you. Instead people will just mock you. It is a MOVIE.

Anyway, we also have to find child care because no way am I taking the kids to see it. So unless we go see it while in TN and can maybe con someone into babysitting for us… we probably won’t go till January. Let the freaks and geeks get their fill. Give us the no lines, normal people, and the NO DITCH SEATS. 🙂

(Like I said the term “Freaks and Geeks” does not in any way mean people who went last night, people who dress up to show their fandom, and other such rather normal and really cool things. It means the ones that make the cool fans looks like dorks. You know who I am talking about. And if you are one of said people.. you know who you are…)