I’m reading my email and chatting with a friend on IM.  Suddenly there’s a bellow from the bathroom.

Joram: Mommy!  You stole my underware!!!
Mommy is not allowed in the bathroom during bathtime anymore so it wasn’t me!
Mommy: I didn’t do it, I haven’t been in there!
Joram: Then Caramon stole my underware!!!!
Caramon: I didn’t steal anyone’s underware!!! 
Caramon had run in earlier wearing not only his underware but then a pair of shorts with another pair of underware over top… whatever that was about.
So I tell my friend. 
Friend: Tell him my computer stole his underware and it is wearing them!!!

HAHA

Ohhhh, sometimes i wonder how boring my life would be with no children to entertain me… they are such a riot!!!