OK, I feel I can gank this from him. 1. It’s awesome. 2. Some of these are mine. 🙂 Now.. on with the show…

  • When stranded on a moon with no air, find the nearest cylon ship and hack your way into the innards and start chopping things up to find where the thing ‘breathes’ (good thing everything breathes oxygen.. and not CO2.)
  • Even after hacking up the entire biological part of a bioship like you’ve never been in before, you’re still able to fly it home.
  • Pilots always always carry bright yellow duct tape.. it comes in handy when you break a bone or need to tape a message to a ship.
  • In order to repair a hole in a ship.. stuff a rag in it, that will protect you from the vaccuum of space.
  • On a Battlestar store your water reserves in big tanks near the outside of the ship. Amazingly the only time you spring a leak is when someone goes swimming with C4, and not when you are being attacked.
  • After finding out that you may have committed treason, tell your deck sgt so he can take you in a closet and make out with you.
  • After being nuked, your average toaster will work and bread is apparently kept fresh but not radioactive so enjoy your toast
  • Dot Matrix Printers are your friend.. after all, you live in a space traveling society.. and you leave piles of dot matrix printouts in your command center of your ship.. not a fire hazard at all.
  • In the future, people can travel faster than light with (FTL) drives but you still use corded telephones and have to use paper like it’s going out of style.
  • If you network your ENTIRE fleet and allow spies to steal your technologies.. your enemies will be able to shut down your ships with this red light thing.
  • Waste half your fuel reserve looking for one pilot.
  • When the enemy is finding you ever 33 minutes, the minute they don’t show.. you just sit around and wait and wonder why they haven’t come this time.
  • When your head scientist asks for a thermo nuclear warhead.. you give it to him.. even though you only have a few left.
  • Our head scientist can carry on treasonous conversations with himself, but we just ignore him.
  • Appaently after 5 days, you will not have figured out a rotating shift schedule for your fighter pilots. So you instead give them chemical stimulants.
  • After 5 days of having a battle every 33 minutes… you still do a debriefing meeting.
  • Always Zoom in on the communications lady.. even when the rest of the cast ignores her. In fact, focus in on her (and unfocus on everyone else in the foreground) and then always turn the camera to the next person speaking

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By the way.. I thought of another one!!

Buy stock in office supplies. Apparently file folders and sharpies are the wave of the future.

Anyone have any more? I’d love to hear your additions!! Join the gang… it’s Cyborgs Attack! Help me in my underground movement to rename the show!!!