It has been said that the hand that rocks the cradle rules the world. I’m beginning to believe this is true. I have looked the inner workings of the world’s most secret society in the eye. Now I’ve escaped, with the hopes of bringing light the atrocities lurking in every town across America.

Forget the military. Forget nuclear secrets. This isn’t the Skull and Bones or the Men in Black. In fact, this is much worse. Unsuspecting citizens are living next door to members of this organization and do not even realize the danger they are in.

This group hides itself behind the most innocent front a person could find. What can it be? How can you be safe? Beware. Beware! Beware, it is the PTA!

PTA is in many schools across the country. Elementary schools indoctrinate and by the time our innocent children reach high school, they too are invited to join this group. With the front of education and child-centered agendas, these smiling soccer moms hold the world’s secrets. Under lock and key.

There are things that must be kept secret from the public at large. How to build an atomic bomb. How to keep your windows machine from going to the blue screen of death. If Dick Cheney meant to shoot his so called friend. And yes, my friends. How to have a successful bake sale.

Mouths are tightly closed. Websites are password protected. The secrets of the PTA are hidden away, only to be revealed when the organization knows you are safe to share with. Heaven forbid we have the ability to openly share ideas and improve activities!

In a world where we expect the government to be open and honest with us, we hide away the simplest things for fear someone might steal our ideas. Just what exactly is discussed at your local PTA meetings? One can’t help but wonder…

The PTA controls the school. The PTA has a hand on your children’s educational experience. Perhaps those flyers home hold more than you thought. Beware the bake sale. Beware the fall parties. Beware the fundraisers. Look into your organization today, otherwise your children might be affected. The PTA may tell your children the flying spaghetti monster is not real. Who knows what else?! And they will do it with smiling faces, warm cookies, and fun activities! The horror!

I have said too much. I do not fear the black helicopters of the government. I do not fear the men in black. I fear the minivans and school tshirts. If you do not hear more from me, you know what happened. Quick, warn your neighbours before it is too late!!! Beware, for the soccer moms are coming and they will rule the world!

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Sorry all, I could not help myself. Conspiracy theories are just too much fun! *GRINS* I’ve been attempting to find information on ways to reward kids for participating in a PTA program but they keep it all behind members only and password protected websites. Seriously, this is just insane. Heaven forbid we be able to learn and grow from one another’s ideas… LOL What? Someone in a PTO *GASP!!!!!* might steal our ideas! No! Say it isn’t so! We can’t let that happen!!!

This was all meant in good fun. The PTA is not bent on world domination. They are innocent soccer moms, just trying to make the world a better place for kids! Or so we are led to think… 😉 *GRINS* I really do recommend you get involved in your child’s PTA or PTO. It’s so rewarding working in the school and helping out the kiddos! They are such sweet angels and it’s so much fun to see their happy faces!

Take all I write with a grain of salt 😉 I’m just one dork spreading my dorkiness. Oh to write for the onion, perhaps someday my satire and humour will be that good. *GRINS*

Now I’m off to be boring serious me. Blah! Who wants that! *GRINS* I have to go do some PTA stuff today in fact. Mostly just check for reimbursement requests and that sort of thing. I’m also trying to find a different tax id number for the PTA. Apparently the president can’t use the one we have that I thought was the right one? It’s an EIN which I thought WAS a tax id number, but she’s requesting something else? I’ve looked all over but can’t find anything… Craziness! I’m going to check the paperwork at the school. maybe it’s there? Sounds like a logical place to put such a thing. I feel bead. She keeps asking but I really have no clue what I’m looking for because I sure haven’t found anything else!!! Talk about confusing… One day.. I shall figure this all out! By then who wants to bet the kids will be graduated and it won’t much matter any more? Guess that’s when I go higher up in the organization to give newbies like how i am now helpful hints? LOL