*channels Gayla Peevy*

I want a Dodge Ram 1500 for Christmas
Only a Dodge Ram 1500 will do,
Don’t want a doll, or dinky matchbox toy,
I want a Dodge Ram 1500 to cruise in and enjoy!
I want a Dodge Ram 1500 for Christmas
I don’t think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won’t use a dirty chimney flu
Just park it in the driveway,
That’s the easy thing to do!

I can see me now, on Christmas Morning
Creeping down the stairs!
Oh what joy and what surprise, when I open up my eyes,
And see a Dodge Ram pickup parking there!
I want a Dodge Ram 1500 for Christmas,
Only a Dodge Ram 1500 will do!
No GMC’s or Fords or Nissan trucks
I only like Dodge Ram 1500’s
And Dodge Ram 1500’s like me too!

Mom says the Dodge Ram would heat my seat but then,
Husband says it’ll heat my hands and that’s sure to win!
There’s room for all of us, in it’s king cab – seats five,
It has GPS, Sirrius TV, and a full sized bed.

I can see me now on Christmas Morning
Creeping Down the Stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
And see a Dodge Ram pickup parking there.
I want a Dodge Ram 1500 for Christmas
Only a Dodge Ram 1500 will do
No GMC’s or Fords or Nissan trucks
I only like Dodge Ram 1500’s
And Dodge Ram 1500’s like me too!

–Thanks to Gayla Peevy and BzzAgent
This is my attempt to tell you about the awesomeness of the Dodge Ram 1500. If one showed up on the kurb in front of my house, I wouldn’t be sad. I wish I could justify buying this awesome truck. Wow is it nice. I learned about it through BzzAgent. Let me tell you, if things were different around our place financially and I could, this vehicle would be mine.