Have I ever mentioned this? OK, look this is a totally pissy whine session on cramps. I do not really expect anyone to read this but I just have to get it out. So feel free to stop reading unless you really care…
They started Sunday. In the back. Why in the back??? I thought you were only supposed to get that during labour. Ugh… But they slowly progressed round to the front. And they won’t go away. It is Wed and I still have cramps. UGH. Double ugh… Triple ugh even.
And as if the cramps were not bad enough, I have this shooting pain from my knee down my leg. It keeps alternating legs. Both my knees are shot. So basically this boils down to… I am miserable. It is making me miserable.
Cramps suck. What is the purpose of cramps. Being a woman sucks. Down with cramps. Cramps were a bad bad idea. BAD IDEA.
Cramps = bad.
Also… making me very sleepy. Think I’ve got that anemia I get sometimes that goes along with Crampy. Crampy + Sleepy = Cranky Ozma.
On the bright note??? The four telemarketers that made the mistake of callign me this week probably quit their jobs. 🙂
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lilangelem88 said:
cramps suck
yeah, cramps do suck! and so do telemarketers! damn, it’s their job i know, but still…get a new one! lol…
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Lady Ozma said:
Re: cramps suck
HEHE… yup and telemarketers crossed with cramps… bad move. ROFL.
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lilangelem88 said:
Re: cramps suck
hahahaha…i can only imagine 🙂 🙂
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Lady Ozma said:
Re: cramps suck
Serves them right. I am on the do not call list. 🙂 HEHEHE They get what they deserve!
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jeckasue said:
:hugs: I hate cramps too. Ew back cramps. Reminds me of labor. Where’s the epidural when you need it???
I was a telemarketer for 2 weeks several years ago. When my boss told me I should have told someone who said their husband had just died that we’d come out and clean the stinky chair he was sitting in when he died, I quit. The money wasn’t THAT good.
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usn_2004 said:
Well I hope you feel better soon. Yeah cramps really suck I agree. On behalf of everyone on the world with a phone I thank you for scaring those telemarketers.
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Lady Ozma said:
BOOO CRAMPS
yes it reminds me of labour too. I never had this crap till I had Joram. 😦 I don’t know if it is from the drugs that cause the back problem. and the other cramps I don’t know if that is from the scarring from the c/s, the tubal, or both. Who knows, maybe it is unrelated to anything and is just my body decided to warp and be sucky.
Wow I’d have quit that job too. What were you telemarketering? I almost became one… I’m so glad I didn’t… hehe
btw since you have it, ever since i got trillian my aim gets like at least 3 aim spammers a day… what is the story?
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Lady Ozma said:
Yeah I bet all people with a phone are glad for my
abusing telemarketers… 🙂
Maybe I can abuse some more! Now I”m even grumpier… desktop having issues. Can’t reload XP… hehe
So you got 1. Cramps 2. Computer issues 3. grouchy Ozma. Bring it on…. MWAHAHAHA
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usn_2004 said:
Re: Yeah I bet all people with a phone are glad for my
lol…I feel sorry for any that call you!
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Lady Ozma said:
Re: Yeah I bet all people with a phone are glad for my
I just got another one… hehehe
Oh yeah… pleasant answering of the phone…
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