I’m laughing my arse off… you have to hear about this…

Earlier this week this guy, Randy, decides to goof off at Sir Megabyte’s work. So he glues a dime to the floor. Superglues it. Really badly. So in walks this other project manager, Doug. He sees the dime on the warehouse floor and decides to pick it up. I mean, a coin on the floor could be dangerous, plus hey… vending machine money! So anyway, he’s got a cigarette in one hand and coffee in the other. So imagine his annoyance at the glue factor.

So he decides to get Randy back. He gets a huge calculator and a stapler and a few other things. He superglued them to Randy’s desk in front of his keyboard. He also superglued a dime to show him how to do it right. HEHE

So Randy comes in and Doug’s trying to get him to realize this stuff is glued down. And annoy him. So he’s all like “Hey Randy, did you get that email from me?” So Randy reaches around the stuff and checked his email using his mouse. So Doug’s like “Dang it!” So then he’s all like “Um, you didn’t? Well let’s create a new database!” So he is telling Randy to do all this stuff, and the guy isn’t using his keyboard and not trying to move anything. HEHE So FINALLY Doug gets him to try to move something and Randy is like ‘GRRRR”.

So Doug goes to leave work yesterday and there’s lip balm covering the handle of his car. He was so mad! HEHE.

So Doug calls up the guy and says “Hey, my wife came to pick up the car and is really pissed about that stuff all over her hands!” And the guy is freaking out. HEHE

Sir Megabyte is staying out of that mess. I hope he doesn’t get dragged into it! HEHE… how funny.