Lost: The Sun
Description: Large ball that floats in the sky and gives off light
Last Seen: So long it is but a dim memory
Kidnapper: Big black storm clouds with minions of raindrops
Reward: Many happy people who will dance in the streets upon its return to the heavens. Especially those in Florida.

Seriously, has ANYONE seen the sun? It’s been nothing but gloom and doom here in VA for forever!! I kind of miss the big bright ball! Of course the fact that if it doesn’t dry out son we’ll have a forest of grass in the front yard isn’t helping either…