Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.
Insane ninja child!
The blast must have hit you particularly strong, because you’ve gained a billion new superpowers and can take on anyone you want. Even that kid Gunrock-with-nine-arms from down the street. Only problem is, it’s driven you completely insane and you now have a thirst for blood equalled only by your thirst for vengeance and peeing in the kitchen bin.

No, stop! That’s what the toilet’s for. Stop I say!

Hmmm… mwahahahaha… I survied, did you??? Hopefully my mutant powers will ROCK DA HOUSE, yo!