Need that to die for gift for your dad’s upcoming birthday?  I sure do.  And this one will definitely do the trick.  Get your Desktop Carnivorous Plant Set today!  Just what everyone needs to keep the guys at work in line.  Hey, you, the slacker!  Come here, you’re being fed to Audrey 3!  Think anyone will notice the missing employees at his work?  Naaaaah!  I just have to hope the plant doesn’t eat me before I can give it to him.
 
-Lady O

Originally posted on ladyozma.vox.com

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