Mmmm, it’s so hard to be a vampire now that summer is here. Not only are the kids trying to rise me befor the sun sets, but it’s just too dang hot out there. What’s a girl to do? This is no way to spend eternity. I need to talk to the human and see if he’d be willing to move elsewhere. But for now, I can lean back on those warm summer nights and sip me some of the best AB to come out of a bottle ever and pine for the long winter nights.
Originally posted on ladyozma.vox.com