Thursday morning I woke up and all seemed perfectly normal. Aside from Caramon having a large bandage around his head!! So I carried him to school and explained the whole wall incident to his teacher and office staff. From there I went to MOPS with the cake from my class. I had not had time to go to the grocery store to pick up breakfasty food/juice as I said I would. After a MOPS meeting on being organized I went home, fed Joram left over Popcorn Chicken and got him on the bus.
I was walking home from the busstop when I stopped to talk to my neighbour. All seemed fine until a few minutes later! A policeman comes into the neighbourhood and says he has a warrant for my arrest!!
A warrant for my arrest? What did I do wrong? Did the school report me because of Caramon’s head? Or perhaps it was those MOPS people over the lack of breakfasty food/juice option… though they all seemed to like the cake! Maybe it was Joram for feeding him cold Popcorn Chicken. Or it could always be Sir Megabyte for lack of wifely duties cleaning the house and stuff lately. And we can’t leave the HOA out of this… they do have lots of rules in this neighbourhood, perhaps I broke one of them. What on earth?
So the officer pulls out his cuffs and reads me my rights.
Then I have to get into the car to be taken to the courthouse.
Once I get to the station another officer is waiting by the door to process me.
I get fingerprinted and issued prison garb. Aughhhhh! Horizontal stripes!!! NOOOOOOO!!!
I’m behind bars, but at least I’m not in Convict Orange!!
I get my mugshot and then handed a phone. I have to make phone calls and try to post my bail. Eeeek… who am I gonna call? Mommmmmy?????
Well I only managed to come up with $570 so that’s not enough to make bail. I’m trying to figure out how to make $1530 more to reach my bail without mortgaging my house, when a great group of people come and manage to bust me out of prison!! They snuck in and there I was on the floor of my cell with my stainless steel spoon already attempting to dig my way out! They opened my cell and we raced out of the jailhouse and outside was a limo!
We hijacked the limo and forced the driver to fly through the streets to flee the scene of the breakout!
Here I am in the limo heading for safety!!!
hehehe… Thanks guys for helping me break out of jail!! (And helping MDA in the process!)
I’m keeping the paypal donation “lines” open through till Monday. So feel free to continue to try to post my bail! We only need $1530!!! We can do it if we really really try!! Spread the word like wildfire!! ((HUGS))
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