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It’s the burning question. We all have uniforms to wear. My Wing-Girl and I found ours. Wait until you feast your eyes on the Lady Ozma End of the World threads:
It’s the end of the world as I know it, and I look FINE!
Just because there’s mayhem in the streets doesn’t mean a girl can’t look hot. However a few alterations need to come to this dress. Mine simply must match that purple boomstickery and I promised my friend that her’s comes in green. That’s right, this homecoming queen’s got a gun!
Lady Ozma wants YOU to join her army. See the world. Strike fear in the soulless eyes of zombies everywhere. Enjoy key leadership positions once I achieve world domination. Look mighty darn good while doing it.
Just know, I’m putting this guy in charge of training the troops:
HK Vader will force-choke those refusing to comply.
Who’s with me?
Your comment love automatically enlists you in The Emerald City Mafia. Thanks for joining up!
–Lady O
**Disclaimer** Awesome Hello Kitty swag came from the creative chipmunks hiding inside the interwebs making all kinds of crazy things real. Thank you glorious google searching for all your lovely Hello Kitty treasures. Hello Kitty is the awesomeness of Sanrio and not me. Not that I’d let you know if it was me anyway, too much paparazzi!
Read Page 1 for my sweet arsenal!
Read Page 2 for my sweet rides!
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I totally want that chainsaw. Awesomesauce!
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That chainsaw RULES. ’nuff said
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what a fab collection of paraphernalia. and i have to agree, that chainsaw is pretty special 🙂
but y’know when this apocalypse comes, some of us are going to be on the other side! and that mascot of your … well, she’ll be one of the first targets 😛
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Don’t make me send Darth Kitty after you! 🙂 BRING IT!
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hahaa well as im in the uk – even after z-day hits, it’ll take me a while to shamble over to you. so i genuinely wish you good luck for future zombie survival, cos id really hate to have a wasted trip! 😉
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Bah, if I can survive the creeper politicians in Washington, DC, I’m feeling pretty secure. However, I’ll make sure my scouts are watching for the likes of you!
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Hannah and I giggled out loud all the way through this!!
When the end of the world comes, I’m standing behind you. Just sayin’.
And I want one of each of these – even if I am a dog person!!!
❤ ❤ ❤ this post!!!!!
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I live for to amuse you and Hannah. Never fear, I’ll start preparing that uniform for you two now. In light of the Epic Natural Disaster Smack-down last week, I fear the impending Zombie Apocalypse is not too far off.
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Do you have anything in the way of nunchuks or stars in case it comes down to hand to swipe combat?
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Throwing stars are pretty nifty. I’m sure there’s some shirikins in the armory. Ask HK Vader, he’ll point you in the right direction.
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