As taken from his FB wall:

I stayed home from church today because I wasn’t feeling so top, so I ate, took meds, and showered in hopes to feel better. I got out of the shower and when I opened the door an alarm went off, so I ran upstairs and disabled the alarm. Since that worked I thought someone was in my house but was confused as to why the alarm was set so I grabbed my master sword and carefully walked around my house checking every room. I deemed everything ok and sheathed my sword and about that time I get a phone call from this number I didn’t recognise, so I’m thinking “Aww man, some creepy dude is going to be on the other end going like “I can see you Caramon, I’m coming to get you”” unfortunately that WASN’T the case (because let’s face it, that be SWEET… But scary…). Instead it was some lady saying something like “we’ve called the fire department, don’t worry give me your code and we will cancel the fire department”. Now me having just ran around the whole house with my Master Sword wasn’t sure if she was for real or some criminal mastermind wanting to steal my part of the tri-force…. So I asked her to call my mum and she said she would (because mums know the difference between real people and creepy criminal masterminds). As soon as she hung up I called my mum and she was like “that was our alarm company, not an evil mastermind trying to steal your part of the tri-force”. Feeling better that I wasn’t being secretly plotted against I started thinking “…. Crap… Maybe the fire department is actually showing up…”. Not 2 minutes later the freaking fire department shows up! I’m all like aww man… It’s going to be the water temple all over again… So I open the door (mainly because one of the dudes had an axe and I didn’t want them to chop down my door…) and my faithful totally terrifying attack Chihuahua starts barking… So I’m trying to explain what was going on with a puppy barking and some dude with an axe totally looking to steal my Tri-force piece staring me down. So I calmly walked them through the house and the determined that it was all the hot steam from my shower that set off the smoke alarm, so after I totally sword duelled axe dude and saved my Tri-force piece I thanked them and apologised for the alarm going off, and they apologised about axe dude trying to steal my Tri-force piece. So the moral of the story is, don’t stay home from church because you feel sick or The Lord will totally mess with you, and when you think everything is an elaborate plan to steal your Tri-force piece… It probably is…

Thank goodness it was just an Axe Dude and not Axe Cop.  Axe Cop is totally legit scary.

So now you know our secret.  You knew we were awesome at Casa Oz, but I’m sure you had no idea that my son owns a piece of the Tri-Force, duels Axe Dudes, or that Nephi is a totally terrifying attack chihuahua, or that I absolutely know the difference between real people and creepy criminal masterminds.

Thank goodness the Tri-Force piece is safe.  We’ve now moved its location just to be safe.  That Axe Dude isn’t gonna find it if he dares show his face around here again.

And yes, the Hello Kitty AK-47 is safe as well. We know what’s really important around here…

–Lady Ozma

Please note only some of this is true.  Page 1 is legit. Page 2 is what happens when you’re a total Geek Gurl raising the newest generation of geeks. It’s all in good fun.

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